Minecraft Better Third Person Mod
Posted : admin On 25.08.2019- Better Third Person Mod Minecraft 1.12
- Minecraft Third Person Camera Mod
- Minecraft Improved First Person Mod
There exist mods, the most popular being which allow this sort of thing. OptiFine allows zooming in by pressing the Control key. The closest thing in vanilla Minecraft is to use a bow and arrow. Sep 11, 2016 Better Third Person Mod offsets the camera to the right whilst in Third Person mode(F5) to allow you to see what's infront of you! Minecraft Mods. Homepage » Minecraft Mods » Better Third Person Mod. Better Third Person Mod. Author: QuantumMonkey September 11, 2016 35,434 views.
- LevelSkip»
1. You’ve tried getting wood by punching the trees in your backyard.
2. You’ve tried mining for coal in your backyard.
3. Reality suddenly isn’t cubic enough.
4. You’re disappointed that real saplings take more than a few hours to grow into full-sized trees.
5. When dusk falls, you panic, run home, and pray you don’t run into any zombies.
6. You arrange office supplies in groups of 64.
7. You get angry that dirt doesn’t float in real life.
8. You’ve tried gathering saplings in real life by beating leaves with sticks (and other tools)
9. You’re on the “all bacon, all the time” diet.
10. You always carry a backpack of tools with you everywhere you go.
11. You’ve reached the size limit for all of your worlds.
12. You have an entire chest (in game) filled with records.
13. You don’t need to look on Minepedia to know the exact number of uses you can get from a given tool.
14. You have an entire chest (in game) filled with diamonds.
15. You’re saving up for a diamond pickaxe (in real life)
16. You’ve carved a series of two-meter high tunnels under your home (while looking for coal and iron.)
17. You’ve built your own crafting workbench in your garage.
18. You’ve painstakingly gathered enough spider webs together to make something vaguely resembling a brick (and you plan on painting on it once it has a proper frame of sticks!)
19. When you yell “CREEPER!” all your friends duck or scatter.
20. You’ve tried every possible option on the Painterly Pack Customizer.
21. You’ve spent whole days doing nothing but building things on Minecraft.
22. You check Notch’s blog daily just to see if there are any new updates.
23. You’ve taken up cactus farming (and you don’t even live in an arid area.)
24. You think of the ecology of the world in terms of Minecraft biomes.
25. You go into rock shops looking for Redstone.
26. You pray night after night that, when you die, you won’t go to the nether
27. You wouldn’t mind going to the nether as long as there’s an obsidian gateway there (and you have flint and steel.)
28. You can’t understand why your wooden pick axe won’t break through solid stone.
29. Your solution to saving energy is to go dig for lightstone.
30. You dream in pixels
31. You’ve installed a pressure-plate for your front door.
32. You honestly believe that you can just gather lava in a bucket and carry it back to your forge.
33. You leave the house genuinely angry that you haven’t found enough clay in your world to make a house (yet.)
34. You’ve exchanged your real bed for one made of stone and wool.
35. You’ve dug down to the bedrock (in your own backyard.)
36. You STILL don’t understand why your wooden pick axe won’t break through solid stone.
37. You gather mushrooms believing that, as long as you make stew with one red one and one brown one, it will be edible.
38. You scour gravel driveways for flint.
39. You’ve gathered sand and put it in the oven in the hopes that it would turn into glass.
40. You explore local caves hoping you’ll run across a mob spawner (and mossy cobblestone!)
41. You’ve recreated famous monuments (and buildings) in Minecraft
42. You don’t believe trees have roots or branches, only logs and leaves.
43. You take solace in the fact that Minecraft weather never changes.
44. You know every bug (and you’re always one of the first players to exploit them.)
45. You feel safe as long as you have a door between you and something that wants to kill you.
46. You’ve gathered enough obsidian to build your own real-life nether portal (and you can’t understand why it doesn’t work!)
47. You miss your pig spawner
48. You’ve seen Herobrine.
49. You have a Minecraft-themed tattoo
50. You’ve written Minecraft fan fiction
51. You’ve read (and critiqued) others’ Minecraft fan fiction
52. You’ve made minecraft block-themed decorations (and put them up for the holidays)
53. Your business card includes a line like “Minecraft Master.”
54. All your friends play Minecraft
55. Your dog plays Minecraft.
56. You’ve been inspired to start your own farm (but can’t understand why it doesn’t take care of itself.)
57. You’re learning coding just to make mods for Minecraft.
58. The biggest open pit mine in the world was built by you, in Minecraft.
59. You don’t bother to dig up Redstone anymore.
60. Your Minecraft worlds have been developed into huge, sprawling cities (and no one else is playing on them.)
61. You’ve panhandled with a sign that says “will Minecraft 4 food”
62. You dream of having a job digging ditches.
63. You’re constantly emailing Notch about things he should add into the game.
64. You’ve created Minecraft fan art.
65. You’ve taken the time to create papercraft art of Minecraft.
66. You support authors of articles about Minecraft (like the author of this article) by visiting their sponsors through links like those near the top of this article.
Better Third Person Mod Minecraft 1.12
67. You’ve laid more track in Minecraft than has ever been laid in America.
68. You can scare your friends by sneaking up behind them and hissing like a creeper about to explode.
69. You wish every day was update day.
70. You’re learning to speak Swedish (in the hopes that you’ll get updates and rumors faster!)
71. You go from door to door asking people if they’ve heard about “the miracle of Minecraft.”
72. You revere Notch as if he were a god.
73. You believe all foods are best when cubed.
74. You’ve downloaded Minecraft music onto your MP3 player (and you listen to it while you work.)
75. You have multiple Minecraft accounts (and play on them simultaneously.)
76. You’ve eradicated all the monsters in the Nether (and built it up enough that they can’t spawn.)
77. You inspire people by telling them that the world is their Minecraft– they can build anything!
78. You’ve built more full-sized, non-functional vehicles than Leonardo da Vinci could ever have dreamed to draw.
79. You doodle blocks and new structure ideas on notepads when you’re on the phone.
80. You visit the Minecraft forums hourly.
81. When you get together with your friends, the first topic to come up is always Minecraft.
82. You’ve become a professional griefer.
83. You can find your way out of any spawn jail.
84. You’re depressed that your watch doesn’t just say when dawn and dusk are (but you’re crafting one that does.)
85. You start to believe that, in the real world, your spawn point is somewhere far, far up North.
86. You can’t understand why punching sheep in the real world doesn’t give you wool.
87. You start doing bizarre things in the game (like importing stone from the nether and turning your main world into the nether instead.)
88. You feel compelled to start playing around with gunpowder and TNT in real life.
89. You have plans to make the sun more. . . square.
90. You’re building a powerful laser in order to write “MINECRAFT!” on the moon.
91. You contribute trivia to the pages on Minepedia.
92. You can out-creep a creeper.
93. The idea of finding big gold nuggets in real life doesn’t excite you anymore.
94. You catch yourself going to the hardware store looking for iron ingots and sticks.
95. You remember Indev.
96. You start getting really skinny (because you don’t have to eat food to stay alive in Minecraft!)
97. You start drawing durability bars on your yard and garden tools.
98. You’ve killed more than your fair share of Spider Jockeys
99. Minecraft is no longer just a game for you.
100. You make at least one comparison every day between the way things work in the real world and the way they work in Minecraft.
101. You write lists and articles about Minecraft.
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Addicted to Minecraft? Check out my new Minecraft map, 'Letters From A Dead Earth'
This is quite offensive.
1156: You try to make a realm
1157: You try to move by pressing WASD on your PC
1158: You try yelling a command thinking it'll work
1159: You think that you have pockets even tho your shirt doesn't have any 27 pockets
I should do a video of people who play minecraft to much great article
yea idont do any of these but im still addicted like hecc
Another one: you give the cashier emeralds wanting to get something from them in return
Another other one: You start a chicken cow and sugar cane farm wanting to bake a cake
Why do you have to give out information except your name!
Aaron is going to create minecraft story mode two!
minecraft isnt real
1152: You surround a diamond with wood in an attempt to make a jukebox.
1153: You surround a piece of circuitry with wood in an attempt to create a note block.
243. You expect to create a wooden pickaxe just by putting wood planks and sticks on a 3x3 grid (in real life)
Omg Minecraft is so addicting but I don't have any of these
wow, lightstone? lmao
you shoot some cows expecting to make armor but just freak out and run away instead
1139: You ignite pigs thinking you will get cooked porkchop.
1140: You leave a single block in an infinite survival world.
1146: You decide not to take an afternoon nap because 'you can't sleep at night.'
1138: You kill your self thinking you will just respawn on or beside your bed.
866: You go to your local farm and get wheat then bring it back home and try to make Bread On your Crafting table that you finally made
867: You go to sleep and lay there for 3 seconds then get up and think that its day now
867: You have been spending years trying to change to creative so you can fly.
868: You`ve read everything in the article and the comments and said yes to them.
I wonder who sad yes to all of those?.. :P
866: You hope you spawn by your bed when your near a murderer.
you try to make a block of coal, gold, iron, diamond, or emerald by placing pieces of coal, iron/gold ingots, diamonds, or emeralds in a 3x3 pattern
1137: U read all 1137 signs your addicted to minecraft
1136: you spend 2 hours reading all 1135 comments and write ur own.
God. I remember the time I was up so ridiculously late that I stepped into the kitchen and noticed one of the light bulbs wasn't working. When I looked at the corner the light should have been lighting up I thought 'I should really replace that bulb, I don't want anything spawning' then I just froze and laughed my ass off.
1123: You drink orange juice and think you are immune to fire.
1124: You drink strawberry juice, mix a weirdly glowing watermelon in, and think it will heal you instantly.
1125: You drink green radish juice and mixing in a rabbit's foot thinking you will jump higher.
1126: You drink blueberry juice and mix a yellow carrot in and think you can hold your breath in water or see better at night.
1127: You think drinking sugar water will make you run faster.
1128: You think drinking pink bismuth will rapidly regenerate you.
1129: You put a stick in a campfire, put the fire in your water bottle, and drink it thinking you will get stronger.
1130: You put a spider eye in the blueberry juice to make yourself invisible.
1131: You put a spider eye in the sugar water to make a slowness potion.
1132: You put a spider eye in the strawberry juice to make a harming potion.
1133: You mix gunpowder in all the negative 'potions', throw them at people you hate, and wonder why it breaks and spills instead of making them poisoned, slow, harmed, and weak.
1134: You realize there is no nether wart in the wolrd!!!!!!
1123: You drink orange juice and think you are immune to fire.
1124: You drink strawberry juice, mix a weirdly glowing watermelon in, and think it will heal you instantly.
1125: You drink green radish juice and mixing in a rabbit's foot thinking you will jump higher.
1126: You drink blueberry juice and mix a yellow carrot in and think you can hold your breath in water or see better at night.
1127: You think drinking sugar water will make you run faster.
1128: You think drinking pink bismuth will rapidly regenerate you.
1129: You put a stick in a campfire, put the fire in your water bottle, and drink it thinking you will get stronger.
1130: You put a spider eye in the blueberry juice to make yourself invisible.
1131: You put a spider eye in the sugar water to make a slowness potion.
1132: You put a spider eye in the strawberry juice to make a harming potion.
1133: You mix gunpowder in all the negative 'potions', throw them at people you hate, and wonder why it breaks and spills instead of making them poisoned, slow, harmed, and weak.
1134: You realize there is no nether wart in the wolrd!!!!!!
34. says You’ve exchanged your real bed for one made of stone and wool.
beds arn't stone and wool they are wood planks and wool
1120: You kill a dragon and expect a portal.
1121: You wonder why a snowman doesn't move.
1122: You buy head sculptures, place three of them on 'sand', and wonder why the Wither didn't spawn.
1120: You kill a dragon and expect a portal.
1121: You wonder why a snowman doesn't move.
1122: You buy head sculptures, place three of them on 'sand', and wonder why the Wither didn't spawn.
You fall in love with a minecraft villager in real life
999999999999999999999: you fall in love with a villager
You go in woods and take a bone and try to tame a Wolfe. (Remember there's NO reaspawn button onece your dead,your dead.)
786: you kill all the sheep in the world and wonder why you have no wool yet.(real life)
Holy crap that's a lot of comments.
1119, you find this article 5 years after its posted
1117 When you go outside at night you have a sword with you
1118 Where ever you go you bring steak and torches
1115 You cannot run without straight legs and skipping
1116 You have a stiff hand which makes chopping motions all the time
You look at the world around you and all you see is a replacement of what it would look like in minecraft.
1113: u play minecraft too much and kill the mobs but seeing creepers at ur door every day (in mincraft) u kinda take it too far.... Like me I married over like 200 creepas THERE SO ADORIBLE!!!!!!
1112: You get sick and tired of playing Minecraft!
1110: you jump off a bulding try to fly and land on a trampoline and get flunged to a cop car to fall off to get carried to the hospital and a hobo take you (inreal)
You Run Away From Mobs
You DON'T yell and scream when someone sings let it go. Instead, you scratch your head and think, who wrote that awesome song?
You made a book '101 sings' from this webpage in game (quill/book). - and are proud to have sold it for over $1000 in-game currency!
1104 You punch a skeleton in science classrooms, hoping for that rare chance that it will drop an enchanted bow
1105 You think that if you get poisoned, as long as you don't hurt yourself, the poison wont kill you
1106 You complain that you didn't get to choose the difficulty before you started the world (in real life)
1107 You go to villages looking for squidward
1108 You post these kind of things on this kind of article in the comments
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
1102 you realise that you don't need jesus
Herobrine is here hehehe
You don't know they added horses because you've been playing minecraft nonstop since 1.4
1091: You have played over 90 maps.
1092: You have MADE over 90 maps.
1093: When someone says: 'Would you like some cheese on toast?' You say: 'Pfff! Cheese isn't real!'
1094: When you go to sleep you count creepers.
1095: You own at least 5 servers.
1096: You're OPed on at least 10 servers.
1097: You see Notch and say: NOOB!
1098: You're scared of the dark.
1099: You don't believe in vampires and werewolves but you do believe in zombies and dragons.
And finally! 1100: You come home saying: 'Yes! Minecraft!' Then your mum says: 'It's time to get off!' But you say: 'It's only been like, 10 minutes!' Then you look at the time and it's been 5 hours.
1089:you read this all over again checking if you had to much minecraft
1090:you've become a very awesome pro
number whatever: everything you do is minecraft related
1087: You've read this whole thing
1084: The forcably ride a horse to try to tame it
1085: you have just found out the world isn't a cube (I'm sorry its true)
1086: you've made a command block in irl but you don't know why it dosent work
1083: Expecting yourself to be able to B U I L D a city O N L Y using blocks.
You are positive jumping off a 40 story building will be safe, providing you land in a puddle of water.
You tried to mine in your backyard and could not find redstone. Your took a stone and some red spraypaint and made a 'red stone'
i don't have any of those prplems but i think herobrine and slender man is following me
1082: At night you run back to your house, in hope that no mobs have spawned, and just to make sure you turn on all the lights, and listen.
1081: When you gouge out someones eye and throw it into the air, hoping it is close enough to an eye of ender and it will show you where the dungeon is
1079 when you are at school the year is 2013 but u think its 2.0.1.3 then u say that update isn't out yet
435: when you get lost, you kill yourself in the hopes of respawning beside your bed
1078:you lie on your bed thinking you will go to bed in 60 sec
Hello
We are actually at 1122
# 1,074 You petition the government - to force food manufacturers to label how much the food replenishes the 'hunger bar' (placed alongside the nutritional facts section).
# 1,072 You realize that the ACTUAL number is now at 1,072 (and you are upset about the miss-count)!
#1,073 You have Ophidiophobia (an abnormal fear of snakes) SSsssSSss.
When you watch movies and see good people get trapped in a cave or in jail, you are thinking about digging a hole to escape (actually happened to me lol).
When you have modded every possible mod that is blocked on servers so it works (X-Ray, toomanyitems, fly mod, etc,etc...)
You get upset when you read 'lightstone' in 29 or 'Minepedia' in 13
it's glowstone and Minecraftwiki damn it...
74... I downloaded more than 5 hours of MC parodies yesterday....
1,419 - You used to want to be an architect, but now you don't because you would be too disappointed that its not like Minecraft
1,418- (In real life) You Are afraid to go outside in the morning for fear that a spider will pounce on you or a creeper will blow your house up.
1,417- You spend your whole day watching Minecraft parodies and Minecraft videos on Youtube.
wow, nice signs and even the comments are better.
When do you know if u have played too much Feed The Beast ?
You think putting a Diamond inside wood blocks Gives you a jukebox
1,414 You think you can put a piece of coal on top of a stick and think it will make 4 torches (real life)
1,415 You think you can pick things up and they can dissapear inside your 'inventory' (real life)
1,416 You think when you say /give me 328 or /tp skythekidrs it should happen
When you go to the bathroom and turn on the lights you run away, or staying within 20 meters of it, believing creeper will spawn
1,413. you go to towns looking for squidward (in real life)
To be addicted to MineCraft you play all day long 24hours a day sitting down only getting a drink food and going to the bathroom. Also u ignore every thing that someone is saying to you. Also to be addicted to MineCraft is knowing every single thing in the game. That is the reason is someone is addicted to minecraft:)
- LevelSkip»
1. You’ve tried getting wood by punching the trees in your backyard.
2. You’ve tried mining for coal in your backyard.
3. Reality suddenly isn’t cubic enough.
4. You’re disappointed that real saplings take more than a few hours to grow into full-sized trees.
5. When dusk falls, you panic, run home, and pray you don’t run into any zombies.
6. You arrange office supplies in groups of 64.
7. You get angry that dirt doesn’t float in real life.
8. You’ve tried gathering saplings in real life by beating leaves with sticks (and other tools)
9. You’re on the “all bacon, all the time” diet.
10. You always carry a backpack of tools with you everywhere you go.
11. You’ve reached the size limit for all of your worlds.
12. You have an entire chest (in game) filled with records.
13. You don’t need to look on Minepedia to know the exact number of uses you can get from a given tool.
14. You have an entire chest (in game) filled with diamonds.
15. You’re saving up for a diamond pickaxe (in real life)
16. You’ve carved a series of two-meter high tunnels under your home (while looking for coal and iron.)
17. You’ve built your own crafting workbench in your garage.
18. You’ve painstakingly gathered enough spider webs together to make something vaguely resembling a brick (and you plan on painting on it once it has a proper frame of sticks!)
19. When you yell “CREEPER!” all your friends duck or scatter.
20. You’ve tried every possible option on the Painterly Pack Customizer.
21. You’ve spent whole days doing nothing but building things on Minecraft.
22. You check Notch’s blog daily just to see if there are any new updates.
23. You’ve taken up cactus farming (and you don’t even live in an arid area.)
24. You think of the ecology of the world in terms of Minecraft biomes.
25. You go into rock shops looking for Redstone.
26. You pray night after night that, when you die, you won’t go to the nether
27. You wouldn’t mind going to the nether as long as there’s an obsidian gateway there (and you have flint and steel.)
28. You can’t understand why your wooden pick axe won’t break through solid stone.
29. Your solution to saving energy is to go dig for lightstone.
30. You dream in pixels
31. You’ve installed a pressure-plate for your front door.
32. You honestly believe that you can just gather lava in a bucket and carry it back to your forge.
33. You leave the house genuinely angry that you haven’t found enough clay in your world to make a house (yet.)
34. You’ve exchanged your real bed for one made of stone and wool.
35. You’ve dug down to the bedrock (in your own backyard.)
36. You STILL don’t understand why your wooden pick axe won’t break through solid stone.
37. You gather mushrooms believing that, as long as you make stew with one red one and one brown one, it will be edible.
38. You scour gravel driveways for flint.
39. You’ve gathered sand and put it in the oven in the hopes that it would turn into glass.
40. You explore local caves hoping you’ll run across a mob spawner (and mossy cobblestone!)
41. You’ve recreated famous monuments (and buildings) in Minecraft
42. You don’t believe trees have roots or branches, only logs and leaves.
43. You take solace in the fact that Minecraft weather never changes.
44. You know every bug (and you’re always one of the first players to exploit them.)
45. You feel safe as long as you have a door between you and something that wants to kill you.
46. You’ve gathered enough obsidian to build your own real-life nether portal (and you can’t understand why it doesn’t work!)
47. You miss your pig spawner
48. You’ve seen Herobrine.
49. You have a Minecraft-themed tattoo
50. You’ve written Minecraft fan fiction
51. You’ve read (and critiqued) others’ Minecraft fan fiction
52. You’ve made minecraft block-themed decorations (and put them up for the holidays)
53. Your business card includes a line like “Minecraft Master.”
54. All your friends play Minecraft
55. Your dog plays Minecraft.
56. You’ve been inspired to start your own farm (but can’t understand why it doesn’t take care of itself.)
57. You’re learning coding just to make mods for Minecraft.
58. The biggest open pit mine in the world was built by you, in Minecraft.
59. You don’t bother to dig up Redstone anymore.
60. Your Minecraft worlds have been developed into huge, sprawling cities (and no one else is playing on them.)
61. You’ve panhandled with a sign that says “will Minecraft 4 food”
62. You dream of having a job digging ditches.
63. You’re constantly emailing Notch about things he should add into the game.
64. You’ve created Minecraft fan art.
65. You’ve taken the time to create papercraft art of Minecraft.
66. You support authors of articles about Minecraft (like the author of this article) by visiting their sponsors through links like those near the top of this article.
67. You’ve laid more track in Minecraft than has ever been laid in America.
68. You can scare your friends by sneaking up behind them and hissing like a creeper about to explode.
69. You wish every day was update day.
70. You’re learning to speak Swedish (in the hopes that you’ll get updates and rumors faster!)
71. You go from door to door asking people if they’ve heard about “the miracle of Minecraft.”
72. You revere Notch as if he were a god.
73. You believe all foods are best when cubed.
74. You’ve downloaded Minecraft music onto your MP3 player (and you listen to it while you work.)
75. You have multiple Minecraft accounts (and play on them simultaneously.)
76. You’ve eradicated all the monsters in the Nether (and built it up enough that they can’t spawn.)
77. You inspire people by telling them that the world is their Minecraft– they can build anything!
78. You’ve built more full-sized, non-functional vehicles than Leonardo da Vinci could ever have dreamed to draw.
79. You doodle blocks and new structure ideas on notepads when you’re on the phone.
80. You visit the Minecraft forums hourly.
81. When you get together with your friends, the first topic to come up is always Minecraft.
82. You’ve become a professional griefer.
83. You can find your way out of any spawn jail.
84. You’re depressed that your watch doesn’t just say when dawn and dusk are (but you’re crafting one that does.)
85. You start to believe that, in the real world, your spawn point is somewhere far, far up North.
86. You can’t understand why punching sheep in the real world doesn’t give you wool.
87. You start doing bizarre things in the game (like importing stone from the nether and turning your main world into the nether instead.)
88. You feel compelled to start playing around with gunpowder and TNT in real life.
89. You have plans to make the sun more. . . square.
90. You’re building a powerful laser in order to write “MINECRAFT!” on the moon.
91. You contribute trivia to the pages on Minepedia.
92. You can out-creep a creeper.
93. The idea of finding big gold nuggets in real life doesn’t excite you anymore.
94. You catch yourself going to the hardware store looking for iron ingots and sticks.
95. You remember Indev.
96. You start getting really skinny (because you don’t have to eat food to stay alive in Minecraft!)
97. You start drawing durability bars on your yard and garden tools.
98. You’ve killed more than your fair share of Spider Jockeys
99. Minecraft is no longer just a game for you.
100. You make at least one comparison every day between the way things work in the real world and the way they work in Minecraft.
101. You write lists and articles about Minecraft.
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Addicted to Minecraft? Check out my new Minecraft map, 'Letters From A Dead Earth'
Minecraft Third Person Camera Mod
Minecraft Improved First Person Mod
This is quite offensive.
1156: You try to make a realm
1157: You try to move by pressing WASD on your PC
1158: You try yelling a command thinking it'll work
1159: You think that you have pockets even tho your shirt doesn't have any 27 pockets
I should do a video of people who play minecraft to much great article
yea idont do any of these but im still addicted like hecc
Another one: you give the cashier emeralds wanting to get something from them in return
Another other one: You start a chicken cow and sugar cane farm wanting to bake a cake
Why do you have to give out information except your name!
Aaron is going to create minecraft story mode two!
minecraft isnt real
1152: You surround a diamond with wood in an attempt to make a jukebox.
1153: You surround a piece of circuitry with wood in an attempt to create a note block.
243. You expect to create a wooden pickaxe just by putting wood planks and sticks on a 3x3 grid (in real life)
Omg Minecraft is so addicting but I don't have any of these
wow, lightstone? lmao
you shoot some cows expecting to make armor but just freak out and run away instead
1139: You ignite pigs thinking you will get cooked porkchop.
1140: You leave a single block in an infinite survival world.
1146: You decide not to take an afternoon nap because 'you can't sleep at night.'
1138: You kill your self thinking you will just respawn on or beside your bed.
866: You go to your local farm and get wheat then bring it back home and try to make Bread On your Crafting table that you finally made
867: You go to sleep and lay there for 3 seconds then get up and think that its day now
867: You have been spending years trying to change to creative so you can fly.
868: You`ve read everything in the article and the comments and said yes to them.
I wonder who sad yes to all of those?.. :P
866: You hope you spawn by your bed when your near a murderer.
you try to make a block of coal, gold, iron, diamond, or emerald by placing pieces of coal, iron/gold ingots, diamonds, or emeralds in a 3x3 pattern
1137: U read all 1137 signs your addicted to minecraft
1136: you spend 2 hours reading all 1135 comments and write ur own.
God. I remember the time I was up so ridiculously late that I stepped into the kitchen and noticed one of the light bulbs wasn't working. When I looked at the corner the light should have been lighting up I thought 'I should really replace that bulb, I don't want anything spawning' then I just froze and laughed my ass off.
1123: You drink orange juice and think you are immune to fire.
1124: You drink strawberry juice, mix a weirdly glowing watermelon in, and think it will heal you instantly.
1125: You drink green radish juice and mixing in a rabbit's foot thinking you will jump higher.
1126: You drink blueberry juice and mix a yellow carrot in and think you can hold your breath in water or see better at night.
1127: You think drinking sugar water will make you run faster.
1128: You think drinking pink bismuth will rapidly regenerate you.
1129: You put a stick in a campfire, put the fire in your water bottle, and drink it thinking you will get stronger.
1130: You put a spider eye in the blueberry juice to make yourself invisible.
1131: You put a spider eye in the sugar water to make a slowness potion.
1132: You put a spider eye in the strawberry juice to make a harming potion.
1133: You mix gunpowder in all the negative 'potions', throw them at people you hate, and wonder why it breaks and spills instead of making them poisoned, slow, harmed, and weak.
1134: You realize there is no nether wart in the wolrd!!!!!!
1123: You drink orange juice and think you are immune to fire.
1124: You drink strawberry juice, mix a weirdly glowing watermelon in, and think it will heal you instantly.
1125: You drink green radish juice and mixing in a rabbit's foot thinking you will jump higher.
1126: You drink blueberry juice and mix a yellow carrot in and think you can hold your breath in water or see better at night.
1127: You think drinking sugar water will make you run faster.
1128: You think drinking pink bismuth will rapidly regenerate you.
1129: You put a stick in a campfire, put the fire in your water bottle, and drink it thinking you will get stronger.
1130: You put a spider eye in the blueberry juice to make yourself invisible.
1131: You put a spider eye in the sugar water to make a slowness potion.
1132: You put a spider eye in the strawberry juice to make a harming potion.
1133: You mix gunpowder in all the negative 'potions', throw them at people you hate, and wonder why it breaks and spills instead of making them poisoned, slow, harmed, and weak.
1134: You realize there is no nether wart in the wolrd!!!!!!
34. says You’ve exchanged your real bed for one made of stone and wool.
beds arn't stone and wool they are wood planks and wool
1120: You kill a dragon and expect a portal.
1121: You wonder why a snowman doesn't move.
1122: You buy head sculptures, place three of them on 'sand', and wonder why the Wither didn't spawn.
1120: You kill a dragon and expect a portal.
1121: You wonder why a snowman doesn't move.
1122: You buy head sculptures, place three of them on 'sand', and wonder why the Wither didn't spawn.
You fall in love with a minecraft villager in real life
999999999999999999999: you fall in love with a villager
You go in woods and take a bone and try to tame a Wolfe. (Remember there's NO reaspawn button onece your dead,your dead.)
786: you kill all the sheep in the world and wonder why you have no wool yet.(real life)
Holy crap that's a lot of comments.
1119, you find this article 5 years after its posted
1117 When you go outside at night you have a sword with you
1118 Where ever you go you bring steak and torches
1115 You cannot run without straight legs and skipping
1116 You have a stiff hand which makes chopping motions all the time
You look at the world around you and all you see is a replacement of what it would look like in minecraft.
1113: u play minecraft too much and kill the mobs but seeing creepers at ur door every day (in mincraft) u kinda take it too far.... Like me I married over like 200 creepas THERE SO ADORIBLE!!!!!!
1112: You get sick and tired of playing Minecraft!
1110: you jump off a bulding try to fly and land on a trampoline and get flunged to a cop car to fall off to get carried to the hospital and a hobo take you (inreal)
You Run Away From Mobs
You DON'T yell and scream when someone sings let it go. Instead, you scratch your head and think, who wrote that awesome song?
You made a book '101 sings' from this webpage in game (quill/book). - and are proud to have sold it for over $1000 in-game currency!
1104 You punch a skeleton in science classrooms, hoping for that rare chance that it will drop an enchanted bow
1105 You think that if you get poisoned, as long as you don't hurt yourself, the poison wont kill you
1106 You complain that you didn't get to choose the difficulty before you started the world (in real life)
1107 You go to villages looking for squidward
1108 You post these kind of things on this kind of article in the comments
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
1102 you realise that you don't need jesus
Herobrine is here hehehe
You don't know they added horses because you've been playing minecraft nonstop since 1.4
1091: You have played over 90 maps.
1092: You have MADE over 90 maps.
1093: When someone says: 'Would you like some cheese on toast?' You say: 'Pfff! Cheese isn't real!'
1094: When you go to sleep you count creepers.
1095: You own at least 5 servers.
1096: You're OPed on at least 10 servers.
1097: You see Notch and say: NOOB!
1098: You're scared of the dark.
1099: You don't believe in vampires and werewolves but you do believe in zombies and dragons.
And finally! 1100: You come home saying: 'Yes! Minecraft!' Then your mum says: 'It's time to get off!' But you say: 'It's only been like, 10 minutes!' Then you look at the time and it's been 5 hours.
1089:you read this all over again checking if you had to much minecraft
1090:you've become a very awesome pro
number whatever: everything you do is minecraft related
1087: You've read this whole thing
1084: The forcably ride a horse to try to tame it
1085: you have just found out the world isn't a cube (I'm sorry its true)
1086: you've made a command block in irl but you don't know why it dosent work
1083: Expecting yourself to be able to B U I L D a city O N L Y using blocks.
You are positive jumping off a 40 story building will be safe, providing you land in a puddle of water.
You tried to mine in your backyard and could not find redstone. Your took a stone and some red spraypaint and made a 'red stone'
i don't have any of those prplems but i think herobrine and slender man is following me
1082: At night you run back to your house, in hope that no mobs have spawned, and just to make sure you turn on all the lights, and listen.
1081: When you gouge out someones eye and throw it into the air, hoping it is close enough to an eye of ender and it will show you where the dungeon is
1079 when you are at school the year is 2013 but u think its 2.0.1.3 then u say that update isn't out yet
435: when you get lost, you kill yourself in the hopes of respawning beside your bed
1078:you lie on your bed thinking you will go to bed in 60 sec
Hello
We are actually at 1122
# 1,074 You petition the government - to force food manufacturers to label how much the food replenishes the 'hunger bar' (placed alongside the nutritional facts section).
# 1,072 You realize that the ACTUAL number is now at 1,072 (and you are upset about the miss-count)!
#1,073 You have Ophidiophobia (an abnormal fear of snakes) SSsssSSss.
When you watch movies and see good people get trapped in a cave or in jail, you are thinking about digging a hole to escape (actually happened to me lol).
When you have modded every possible mod that is blocked on servers so it works (X-Ray, toomanyitems, fly mod, etc,etc...)
You get upset when you read 'lightstone' in 29 or 'Minepedia' in 13
it's glowstone and Minecraftwiki damn it...
74... I downloaded more than 5 hours of MC parodies yesterday....
1,419 - You used to want to be an architect, but now you don't because you would be too disappointed that its not like Minecraft
1,418- (In real life) You Are afraid to go outside in the morning for fear that a spider will pounce on you or a creeper will blow your house up.
1,417- You spend your whole day watching Minecraft parodies and Minecraft videos on Youtube.
wow, nice signs and even the comments are better.
When do you know if u have played too much Feed The Beast ?
You think putting a Diamond inside wood blocks Gives you a jukebox
1,414 You think you can put a piece of coal on top of a stick and think it will make 4 torches (real life)
1,415 You think you can pick things up and they can dissapear inside your 'inventory' (real life)
1,416 You think when you say /give me 328 or /tp skythekidrs it should happen
When you go to the bathroom and turn on the lights you run away, or staying within 20 meters of it, believing creeper will spawn
1,413. you go to towns looking for squidward (in real life)
To be addicted to MineCraft you play all day long 24hours a day sitting down only getting a drink food and going to the bathroom. Also u ignore every thing that someone is saying to you. Also to be addicted to MineCraft is knowing every single thing in the game. That is the reason is someone is addicted to minecraft:)